Lyrics zum Song Navigation problems (We are the vikings) (Dezember 2012)

once upon a time a young viking
lived a happy life full of fighting
drank too much, woke up and was married
“what the fuck?” “shut up and stop drinking!”
so he did as he was told never drank a drop no more
so he died of dehydration his choice was wise, fight Domination !!!

where have all the vikings gone? we miss them!

we are the vikings    went to valhalla
we are the only folk where dying on the moon and inside marriage is an option
we are the vikings    went to valhalla
we are the only folk that knows to party hard

once upon a time a young viking
lived a happy life full of fighting
sailed across the north-western ocean
landed on the moon in slow motion
was a navigation problem
there was no beer, deadly for him

once upon a time a old viking
lived a happy life full of fighting
rape pillage burn – burn rape pillage
he tore down the whole damn village
oh but one important thing – he forgot to start sailing
that village that he burned, was his own – lesson learned

we were the vikings
went to valhalla
the one and only vikings
if we had not died of navigation problems
we still would be alive